Thursday, January 16, 2014

Kristen Stuart Cannot be Killed

And now Kristen Stuart will star in the romantic comedy, "1984".

I just realized: she's Keanu Reeves. Not really an actor so much as a cipher. A blank face onto which the audience can project themselves. Perfect for epic, plot-heavy, non-character-driven franchises.

She'll work forever.

Fuck.

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